cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
- Anonymous (via littlejaw)
(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via dryhumpingisthenewblack)
Fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” Date girls who are supernaturally pretty. Date a hot-ass ghost. Date a fucking alien.
(Source: slayboybunny, via selfindulgentlittlegirl)